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Deus Ex Machina

Created on 2003-07-23 21:28:52 (#1204142), last updated 2004-08-15

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Name:Lucy Hanover
Birthdate:10-31
Location:Beverly Hills, United States
Website:Man, they SUCK!
Bio
I work in an adult video and bookstore, more commonly known as porn store. My hobbies include reading, writing, watching movies, and breeding dwarf hamsters. I have 58 hamsters at the moment. Oh shit... make that 59. You wouldn't believe it, but breeding hamsters brings in a decent chunk of money. Those hamsters pay for Luke's porn addiction, you know.

I hate you and Joel Madden. I hope he dies. Then they could rename Good Charlotte Benji and The Charlottes and go on being a shitty lame pop-punk band. Mest sucks, too. Tony Lovato should drive his Cadillac off a fucking cliff with Joel locked in the trunk. That would kill two birds with one stone.

Or maybe Stephen Richards could skull-fuck them til they die. Taproot owns all.

the only person that is in my good graces at the moment is my lifemate [info]lucky_luke_13. Sometimes I wish I had a penis. But alas, I was not blessed with one. Such is the story of my life.

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